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Ask The Batemaster: Caught Masturbating With A Peach…By My Dad

QUESTION: In the kitchen, I did that thing with a ripe peach that I saw a young dude do in a movie. It really worked, only my father tapped me on the shoulder from behind just as I was coming inside that juicy piece of fruit. He only grinned and said, “Be sure to clean up the mess, Junior.” See, I moved back home after school, because my job is fast food at night and both my folks work. Usually I’m home alone afternoons, but dad came home on a break from his job. I’m so embarrassed, I might have to move out! Help!

Milker Masturbation Technique: The Irish Pilgram

Masturbation is “milking your penis,” right? Ok, not really. This milking masturbation technique is called the Irish Pilgrim. The name is self-explanatory, and no you don’t have to be Irish or a cow to try this renowned masturbation technique. Well, maybe, but that's a story for another time.

Edging: Perfecting The Bate

I’m Edged, Are You?
Edging (aka. orgasm control) is a bator practice that takes time and commitment and is definitely not for the faint of heart. One must indulge in masturbation on a daily, regular basis to reach the levels of not only a true masturbator, but a true edger.