Ask The Batemaster: Old-Time Bate Buds
We're both married. We do “fishing” weekends together at a rented cabin. If our families only knew, it could be a disaster, I guess! But is this strange?
Bruce P. Grether
Ask The Batemaster: Chem Parties Have Wrecked My Friend
I’ve got a mate who has gotten strung out by chem parties. We used to bate together, and now he can’t even get it up. He’s a wreck! How can I help him?
Ask The Batemaster: My Penis Fixation
Yes, I love to masturbate, but just seeing a penis, still always thrills me to my core! Do you think this is anything unusual or extreme?
May Has Cum, So Should You! (2021 Edition)
Happy International Masturbation Month 2021!
Ask The Batemaster: Celebrity Penis
I masturbate to naked photos of male celebrities, and of course not all of them are real photos. Is this a fetish? Is there anything twisted about it?
Ask The Batemaster: Ageism
I’ve got an older friend who I love to masturbate with. I’m 33 and he’s almost 70. What's with ageism? Do you think there’s anything odd or “off” about this?
Ask The Batemaster: Morning Wood Explained
Do you ever wake up with a hard-on? A full on boner in the sheets? You might know of it as "morning wood" and The Batemaster is here to explain.
Ask The Batemaster: Making Precum
I know you say the difference is mostly genetic. But isn’t there some way I can make more precum?
Ask The Batemaster: The “Expressway Y” To Total Bate Bliss
This thing you call “Expressway Y”—love it, man! It’s bate bliss Triple A+++! Can you explain about “neuroplasticity,” how it relates to that?
Ask The Batemaster: Semen Retention Forever
I experience pure penis pleasure beyond anything I’ve ever felt before! It’s been over a year since I ejaculated, and I’m not sure I ever want to ejaculate again.
Ask The Batemaster: I’m A Priest And Don’t Think Masturbation Is A Sin
Hi, Bruce! I am a Roman Catholic priest and I love my religion! Except, since my teens I’ve loved to masturbate, which I feel brings me closer to God.
Ask The Batemaster: Is My Fetish Weird?
Somehow totally naked guys aren’t quite so exciting to me! Is this weird? What do you think about this?