Gooning And The Gooner
What Is Gooning?
Let’s open up The Gooner Files and explore what it is, what it isn’t, and how to do it. When we hear the word “goon” we may think of the long-nosed fictional character Alice the Goon from Popeye, or a term that references someone who is being foolish and stupid (in this case ‘stoopid’ which I’ll talk more on shortly). Well, none of these are close to what we mean when we speak of the goon, gooner, or gooning, in the context of masturbation.
As many of you know, there are multiple styles and techniques of masturbation, with hundreds of ways of achieving orgasmic states. Gooning, which plays alongside edging, is one of these. It is a form of masturbation that can exceed the wildest expectations of the masturbator. It’s being and becoming one with, not only yourself, but your male penis as well. Now, for the juicy details!
As we become “one” with ourselves during masturbation, we’re able to lose ourselves within it. We’re able to be inside and outside of ourselves, if this makes sense. Perhaps the great Eastern/Western philosopher and guru Alan Watts explained this best (listen to “What do we mean by I?” by Alan Watts). According to Watt’s, things cannot be simply on, but rather on/off, in/out, and inside/outside. Black references white as life does death and so on. I know, I’m falling into a philosophical rabbit hole but I promise, it’s all related.
The Goon State
Okay, so we’re masturbating and we’re inside/outside of ourselves. We’re so far “gone” in the state of masturbation that we are able to experience ourselves having this blissful experience. Your pleasure is heightened to the point that you yourself are the pleasure. Then the focus becomes your erect male penis because it is what is giving you the pleasure. Therefore, there are a multitude of things at play during this state. Your awareness of the pleasure, the awareness that the pleasure is coming from your penis, and the awareness that the mere act of masturbating is creating this. You have reached a pure state of GOONED OUT bliss.
So now you are gooning. You’re primal and probably edged because you really just can’t get enough.
At this point, all things goony are possible. I’ve personally seen a great many masturbators gooning out in a variety of ways. Once you’ve reached this state you’re open to it all. Drooling, for example, is something a gooner might experience. I used to think about this one quite a bit and it was only after experiencing it that I understood. Not only do you become this experience with its hyper awareness of your cock: you actually become your cock. Your cock is you and you are your cock. You drool like your penis drools or, leaks, rather.
“…achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as a avid masturbator.”Urban DictionaryYou might moan like you’ve never moaned before. Grunting, panting, very primal sounds. The word “stoopid” (see above), is universal goon language to describe the state of goon. A play on words combining the dictionary definition of goon as being stupid with the two o’s taken from the word goon itself. A gooner may look and/or may seem “stupid” in this moment, but they are far from the English definition of being stupid. They’re just stoopid. 🙂 Facial expressions are fun for the gooner to make, usually occurring unconsciously. Hunched over with wide eyes and big O faces falling deeper into the goon.
One might experience repetition of trigger words that make one aroused. Words like penis, cock, masturbation, bator to name a few. You’ll also find it enjoyable speaking very openly and specifically to a fellow gooner. Letting them know, while you’re both gooned out, that you’re a masturbator and you’re bating your penis and vice/versa. Admitting to the action and your state while one experiences the same is gooner nirvana. The only way to go deeper is to keep gooning longer and longer and edging until you reach the point of cumming.
Now Go Get Goony!
Gooning is fun and nothing but. It’s another way to masturbate, to keep it fun all while being in a deeper state of bliss. Don’t be afraid to explore. This may almost sound frightening and bizarre and maybe like too much work, but I’ve simply just broken it down into words.
The truth is it all happens so simultaneously without the need of thought. You just have to be open to the experience.
Check out some of these gooner groups on bateworld.com:
Gooner Groups on Bateworld
Check out The Gooner Files Part II for deeper Goon States and Styles
Updated 6.17.2024
Ecstasy, ex-stasis, out of self. Great post. Thanks!
EXCELLENT blog! Nothing quite compares to that blissful feeling of total goon! Keep on goon bating man!
Hardcore monkeybator. I goon forr hours with alot of different modds moans and breathings.
Hardcore monkeybator. I goon for hours with alot of different moans and breathings.
Been gooning for years and didn’t know there was a name for it. Would love to goon with others and share ecstasy and nirvana. Moan, pound and drool in unison. Oh, yeah!
I too have been doing this and didn’t know it was called gooning, I edge constantly and practice tantric release as well as Feeling the Magical release of ones energy and self. Would love to experience the same with you.
I’m in MA, are you close?
in NH CLOSE to mass love edging with a bud till we r red face stupid on our fat cocks
Hey I’m from MA. How old are you? Goon with me
I got my gooner jerk buddies cumming over every Monday and Thursday for poker night. Cards is a front. In my basement I have a ring of masterbation stations set up for hardcore circle jerking. And I rubber pussy in the middle for all our nut shots. We all try to out goon each other. ” Fuck this porn is so hot. Jerk that cock you fucking perv. Cum?! I edge till I’m last and bust a huge nut on that cum filled toy
Best well written blog on edging and gooning. Yeah, it’s exactly truth to the saying you are 1 and the same with your cock after a half hour+ of edging …the feeling of pleasure that is ultimately originating from your own cock is beyond any blissful experience other than sex. While sex is semi controlled, edging is more in your control once you practice it long enough. As weird as it might seem, edging to a point of gooning seems more like an out of body experience.. time is irrelevant when you’re gooning.. it is a high that’s beyond any drug.. I know about dopamine and it’s effects but if you masturbate on a controlled level, you can have a pleasure that’s at your disposal and be treasured… its value is worth more than gold if practiced right
I totally agree . I haven’t edged in over 20 years but i know exact;y what you say
Personally, I don’t like the word “gooning”.
For me, I’d describe it as A STATE OF ONENESS WITH COCK.
I can lose hours in HIS ONENESS
IT begins as soon as HE begins to make love to me.
HIS RECORD is
18 hours, 48 minutes, and 15 seconds together in
THE PASSIONATE EMBRACE OF HIS SEXUAL LOVE FOR ME.
Ah, the joys of gooning. Love the comments above and love knowing we are among the relative few who know this boundless pleasure!
Awesome essay. The author hits it right on the head of the penis. I totally relate to the entire article. I was especially aroused at the part about the repetition of trigger words.
Love how the way you put it. I need to read more of your blog! Gooning is trancelike. It’s enlightening, it expands how you see the world. The more you goon the easier it is to enter that state of mind. I wish there was a way to teach it. Sometimes my penis takes me so far deep that time ceases to exist. 5 minutes can be 30 minutes, 1 hour can be 3 minutes. Penis pleasure is endless. I am a proud gooner. I am my Penis. Hail Penis!
Hey Bruiser, you’ve inspired me to get intuned with the penis and I love the way you goon and its help me a lot and I appreciate you get in touch with your phallus. Are you still prominent around social media, do you have a JFF, etc. Im curious and I would love to adventure alongside your masturbator chronicles
It’s been over a year since I began pursuing dedicated masturbation and gooning as a means of self discovery and trancelike state of mind, and my experience matches with yours very much.
I have been working my penis since I was 10 yrs old;. I go into the gooner state, and always have. I am separated from everything in regular life when I have my fist wrapped around, Freddie, my penis. I can’t imagine what guys do if they don’t go into gooner-state when they masturbate. It is the best feeling that is possible and I hope it always stays that way.
i am my COCK !!! i love my COCK!! GOD loves my COCK and blesses me as i stroke it, love it, worship it. GOD’S life force enters me through my COCK filling me with bliss. i am ecstatic, i scream and howl and talk in tongues. i cry to JESUS that i love HIM and ask HIM to fuck my face with his holy COCK !!! I AM AT ONE WITH GOD !!! i am pure. my soul belongs to GOD COCK. i am an unrepentant gooner for GOD. there is no hate, no envy, no remorse, nothing but exquisite joy when we pound our greasy COCKS . all hail GOD COCK !!! AMEN
yes, i’m COCK too.
and COCK is me.
MY ADDICTION TO COCK is total and has been for years.
i spend hours every day making love to HIM.
it’s easily several thousand hours by now.
That sounds like exactly what I feel when gooning. Pure God’s cock adoration. Cock is my God that I worship. It makes life worth living. Praise the COCK!
Any fellow South African goonerd
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i would like to understand how does one get to the goon state
does one have to masturbate, release and keep going or is it one of those things where you cant release yet and you have to wait
you stop and go
Been chronically masturbating and gooning over a year now. Been seeking out goon buddies since April. I too have found how myself and my buddies really get into he mantra aspect of trigger words in bator speak. Saying out loud to each other that we’re masturbating, penising ourselves, boinging our boners, saying penis to each other A LOT. That we’re penising is another, bate, bate, bate etc. it’s a verbal affirmation that our state of gooning is on simultaneous tracks – and it’s amazing how many times me and my bate buddies ejaculate simultaneously as a result.
I been looking for goon bate buddies
Chronic bator here . Never stop thinking of cock and that blissful state
Im a long time penis jerky boy and I drool and goon stupid and eat my cum like a good boy..looking very hard for someone like me ..to have sessions with ..please get back
When you bate with each other try bating each other and stop, gooning, / edging when you feel yourself getting close. Do this for as long as you can , the feeling of a buddies hand masturbating you will intensify the orgasm. just remember when you get close have an understanding that when your getting close RELEASE THE PENIS, COCK,PHALIS everyone, then slowly start again. it is going to take practice A LOT of Practice to get it right While your riding the edge, rub your bud’s abdomen or play punch his chest / pecks to take the attention away from the Phalis momentarily then begin again! Love looking into my buds face n eyes as we get close then back off until we can no longer hold back, usually 4 hrs then its FOUNTAINS AWAY! longest was 6 hrs everyone was stoopid and ready to go again! It was a Bate weekend!
How do I find a bate community in my area ? This sounds cool
Let’s connect!
I love my jerk buddies. Ill be having a good session and really be shaking the apt. Building and yelling in extasy. Then I get a knock on my door asking if I had room for another pervert. I let him in with my dick in my hand. He rips his cock out and front and back hands the thing until it’s at full attention. I continue my session but now I have an anxious cock over my shoulder. After watching me jerk, edge, goon, jerk edge goon, for 20 mins, he leaked a lot of precum on my shoulder. Anyone want to join
“Gooning and the Gooner”was a really helpful short piece. It helped me get further into a goon state than ever before.
Finding this article and realizing that I was doing this while Edging at the same time, excited me and enhanced my connection with self and my cock / Phalis. I practice tantric / magical sex as well. Now I fully understand the complexity of the connections of build up, through edging, gooning, energy release, and focusing that through my penis / phalis. Worship Penis, masturbation, edging.
Just don’t ejaculate, 5 ,10 15 days transmute your sexual energy up through your chakras. The longer you become one with your penis the better it will feel. Practice practice practice, and always praise his holy name.
Anyone from the Boston, MA area? Would love a goner buddy or buddies; poppers, lube and cock, what more do you need?! Let’s get stoopid together! Love to moan and grunt and wave my tongue around, it feels like I’m not connected to this world at the time, ecstacy becomes my world! Would be fun to experience this with someone else…
You serious bro? I’m in Worcester! Let’s get gooning our cocks together. I need to get stoooopid so bad
Seriously bro? I’m from worcester. Been looking for a good bud so bad. I wanna get stoopid and sink deep more than anything
Hey man, would love to have a goon buddy!! In the area too 😉
Sometimes I think the best way is to simply show someone. I don’t know if it’s okay to leave a video link here, but I would consider posting a video of myself gooning otherwise. If you haven’t gooned, or been made aware of gooning, it could be a bit difficult to wrap your head (the head of your cock) around it at first, lol.
Wow these comments make me want a good long session with my best friend in the world, my penis.
I just learned about gooning, I am still getting the hang of it but I wish I had known about it earlier. I have only scratched the surface as I am still new to it, but it is the most incredible feeling in the world.
It is my Brother. It’s always time to learn how to be one with Cock and let Him guide you
I LOVE GOONERBATE. MY SKYPE: JORGE.ENRIQUE 668 LETS GO CUM, LETS GO GOONER FACES HEHE
I’ve been gooning for decades. I calculated that I goon/edge approximately 15 hours a week. That works out to be 15,600 hours over the last 20 years or 650 days. Being one with my penis is the only thing that matters.
Excellent article. I’ve been working with tantric masturbation, mindful edging without cumming (often) over the last year and have found myself entering states of pleasure where I don’t know anything BUT pleasure. It’s amazing. Reading this makes me realise what I’d suspected. This is the goon state. And I’m so grateful I’ve discovered what’s possible!
Over 5 years practicing and it just keeps getting better, like everyday becomes better than the day before. A state of goon is a state of bliss.
Gooning is being cock drunk on your own wonderful cock.
Every goon session becomes The best sensation you’ve ever had.
But then you have another goon session and you can’t believe the pleasure your wonderful cock brings you, unspeakable pleasure.
Don’t ejaculate, rub your stomach, breathe through your nose and talk to yourself out loud about how wonderful your cock is. Vibration of the vocal cords can be felt in your wonderful cock, and then throughout your entire body, through your chakras.
My total addiction to decades of masturbation and more recently goonying [sp] knows no bounds. There are no words to describe the intensity and the awesomely beautiful [a totally inadequate descriptive word] feelings I experience when I’m massaging my cock for hours at a time.
Back to blog later.
71yrs love gooning, living by yourself helps, no interruptions. Don’t always need orgasm ,well maybe a little one
Hi,
I also live alone, am about your age and spend most of my time gooning.
I live in Florida
Where at in fl? Blountstown here
Are there any female bators out there in gooner land?
I live naked and with my hand stroking my dick. Nothing else matters except for an occasional release.
I have given into my addicted masturbation. I strive to reach a stage 11 of Goondom. More often then not i get there– totally naked and lube close by. Get all worked up to a gooney face but then get silent look at the ceiling while making odd moans and breathing.! Every time is different. Getting gooned has become somewhere close to being an obsession. I was not so addicted when i was young. But idc. I like it. It feels good and i think i will keep doing it for the rest of my life….with partners would be even better. my skyp. Zis snorklenut8854.
I’m regularly laid out in my goon cave, legs spread wide, stroking for lost hours on end and watching porn on multiple monitors. I’m constantly looking for that perfect grip, perfect stroke, perfect rhythm that maximizes the endorphins exploding into my brain. I stare mindlessly at women gaping their wet flesh and tune in to the wet, smacking sounds as I stimulate myself. Moaning and drooling just make the experience better and I end up making a sweaty, wet mess when I go at it for up to four hours when I can.
Born T Bate says:
My awesome, wonderful, mind blowing [there are not enough adjectives to describe it] all consuming, unashamed addiction to bator-ing and gooning knows no bounds.
Have had my share of female sex partners in my life but I love bator-ing more then anything, nothing else comes close.
My addiction to masturbation goes back decades to when I had my first orgasm at 14.
Goon-ing has become my passion the past 5 years or so.
When I’m spending hours on end bringing myself to the edge, dozens of times, I believe that I’m playing a finely tuned instrument, that what I’m engaged in is artistry, that I am an artist.
I am able to keep myself, depending on my mood and needs at a particular time, at a level of excitement [as measured 1 to 5] for as long as I desire.
With my many years of practice I have fine tuned my penis to what I want to feel [hard touch, soft touch. fast slow, massaging or stroking a particular area of my penis, and scrotum, a multitude of options] at any given moment.
This passion for self pleasure dominates my thoughts, even when other aspects of life intrude. My penis never lets me forget it is there and screaming for attention.
It does not take much for me to be off to the races. Seeing my shaved cock and balls trussed up with a thin strap loop is more then enough to start me up to enjoy many hours of bliss.
Also enjoy keeping statistics [adds to the enjoyment] such as, not missing a day of masturbation in a few years, hours spent in a day, how long in a given week, a month, a year.
Can someone give me the steps or explain me how to goon?
This post perfectly captures the true beauty of porn addiction~<3
I've been addicted to porn for years now, but for the longest time, I was just so stupid and was constantly trying to fight the urge to indulge, going against what my body and mind told me was actually good for me.
But I couldn't stop coming back, the pleasure just grew bigger and more intense, I started relapsing over and over, harder and longer, gooning for hours, even whole days!
The pleasure is just immeasurable and simply impossibke to resist…
And finally, after many, absolutely beautiful relapses, I've finally come to embrace and love my porn addiction~<3
I've been gooning frequently for weeks now and have, in fact, spent the last 2 days doing almost nothing but gooning, with the longest session being 8h long, cumming 4 times!
I'm the happiest I've been in years and nothing could ever convince me that this isn't what I'm meant to be… a proud porn addict.
It's my new passion~<3
Believe me when I tell you that this is the greatest form of pleasure any living being could ever experience.
If you're reading this, know that I believe in you!
You can overcome that wretched demon telling you to stop doing what you love and what's truly good for you!
Your urges want nothing but the best for you.
Yes, you MUST give in!
Yes, you DO need it, and you know it!
Relapse, harder, faster, juicier~<3
Relapse and goon for hours and don't stop until you're all dried out!
Surround yourself with porn to goon to, every second you can, and fellow porn addicts who encourage you to relapse as often as possible, because they genuinely care about you and want to see you at your best.
Please do yourself the favour and treat yourself to this beautiful experience. Everyone should know what it feels like to be one with the very concept of carnal pleasure!
Everyone should get to know the true beauty of porn addiction!
Have fun, fellow gooner~
You'll never quit and you know it!
And I'm genuinely proud of you for that!
Embrace your addiction, indulge in your pleasures, relapse, over and over, and goon for days on end to achieve never-ending bliss~<3
I’m learning to goon out myself, and sometimes it’s a little hard from when you feel that sensation to cum, you just can’t stop jerking off, it’s a bit hard to resist, so I may either need a trainer or something like that to help me with it.
Gooning is the greatest pleasure in life. Giving in to my addiction and fully embracing it was the best decision I ever made. Fuck everything else in life. Porn is my God and Gooning I’d how I worship her. Thank so much Porn. Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn nnnngghhhh
I’ve slowly turned my wife into a goonette you can to. 1. Introduced her to porn watch porn together. 2. Have sex while watching porn. 3. Encourage her to masturbate with you while watching porn. 4. Buy her some sex toys to use while masturbating to porn. 5 steer her into watching hypno porn. 6 encourage her to masturbate alone while watching Hypno porn.
Thanks for the instructions!!
I can’t get enough porn and masterbation. I’m not gay but porn has changed me.i love watching hot shemales w huge cocks jerking and cumming. I have a 3×3 closet. When I mounted a dildo to the floor and 3 walls, a tablet over each cock and my rubber pussy. I blast the hottest porn I can find and fuck and suck those cocks like I’m trying to make them cum