Doom-fapping, a rap, and a boxed wine enthusiast, just to name a few, are some terms Redditors are using to describe what is gooning, or at least what it used to be before “losers and porn addicts” claimed it.
One Redditor describes it as:
An intentional unhealthy obsession with pornography –u/The_Real_Scrotus
While another explains:
Goon is the name for boxed wine enthusiasts. Weirdos who jack off all day stole their name, causing problems for the original gooners, who are boxed wine enthusiasts – u/GroundbreakingBag580
Unfortunately, for some, the mere shock and dismay to learn that gooning isn’t what they thought has totally made them sad:
I thought it meant being silly, likeee idk gooning around??? 🙁 im really sad now – u/emesisYuki
While that user is gråtrunka-ing, another is solely focused on one food at the all-you-can-eat bar:
It’s when you get nothing but crab rangoons from the buffet – u/Rawrkette_scientist
So, as I sit here gooning around with my cases of boxed wine and intentionally unhealthy porn obsession like a loser, I can’t help but wonder what gooning really is if it isn’t gorging on all the crab rangoon.
Thanks for nothing, Reddit.
