Welcome to Camp Bonerific: A Balmy Bator Infomercial 

Hey there, Bator brothers! Welcome back! I’m your devoted penis-blogging commentator, MyB8Buddy. Can you believe we’re already in week three of camp and Season Three of The Great BateWorld BateOff!? Time flies when you’re having fun, right? This season has been full of sensuality and intimacy, and we’re only halfway through!

In case you missed it, last week, our ‘Bate Tributes’ had a fun assignment to show off their favorite penis gear and give us a hands-free show for all you fellow masturbators out there! If you want to check out more from our contestants – DeanEros, XYBKBry, RaunchySag, Artificis, and AdamChaseXXX – they’re all very active on other social media platforms where you can find more of their hot content.

This week, we have a special guest joining us on our hike to pure penis pleasure: Alex, a fellow bator brother and the mastermind behind the amazing Bator Balm! He shares the next challenge, “Bator Balm in Hand,” where the guys explored their bator fantasies, got creative, and used the products sent to them. To sweeten the pot, a $200 Bator Balm gift card is up for grabs for the contestant who knocks it out of the park.

Bator Balm hit the bate scene in June of 2021, becoming a fast must-have staple in many bator homes. The product contains food-grade mineral oil, beeswax, paraffin wax, vitamin E, cedarwood fragrance, copal tree resin fragrance, & bator love!

So why Bator Balm? “[it is] the result of [their] quest to shake off the shame and elevate the experience [of male masturbation] and to reach those with the same struggles and give permission to take pride in their self-care. [Bator Balm] wants to spread the message that masturbation is not a sin but a gift.”

The five challenges they face are:

• Orgasm Outdoors
• Geared-Up Hands-Free
• Bator Balm In Hands ←You are HERE
• Play With Your Food
• Self-Mirror Milking

Let the bate games continue, and may the best phallus stroker win!

Let’s click through some Penis TV, shall we?

Your Dad, DeanEros is a Masturbator

Dean enthusiastically kicks off the challenge with an enthralling vlog-like video detailing his journey as a dedicated bator. He openly expresses his deep passion for his own fat, hairy, throbbing manhood, captivating late-night viewers with his raw and authentic experiences. Whether he’s behind the wheel or simply goofing off as his playful dad persona, Dean’s mind is always consumed by thoughts of penis.

He raves about the joy of using Bator Balm to enhance his self-pleasure, emphasizing the convenience of the jar size for spontaneous adventures. With a sense of reverence, he revels in the ritual of cracking open a new jar and slipping into a trance-like state of mind as he watches his arousal escalate and savors every gratifying sound. Dean takes great pride in his pleasure and savors every moment, leading up to a euphoric climax that serves as a rousing celebration of his devotion to his penis practice.

Bator ASMR with XYBKBry

Ready to enjoy a relaxing and immersive session with XYBKBry? Just turn up your headphone volume, sit back, and let yourself be taken on a journey. He takes his time to describe the feeling of his bator boner, all while greasing up and getting ready for a good time. With his wide-open bate spread and confident coaching style, you’ll fully immerse yourself in the experience.

Listening to his moans and deep breaths, catching a glimpse of his manly feet, and experiencing the sounds of his arousal. It’s impossible not to get caught up in the pleasure and bliss that XYBKBry provides. And when he takes a big hit of his “BATOR” poppers, get ready for an explosive finish that you won’t forget.

Enjoy the ride, brothers!

Blindfold Bandit AdamChasexxx

As the CampFire candle flickers softly, providing a cozy atmosphere, our next contestant invites you into his “bate cave,” all geared up and excited for some personal time. After blindfolding himself and settling into his bate chair, Adam gets into the groove by greasing up his dick and exploring his body with his hands, getting himself aroused.

Taking a few hits of his poppers, he embraces his Gooner state of mind and behavior. Viewers watch as Adam indulges in pleasurable self-touching, admitting to enjoying greasy sex with himself. With expert precision, he edges himself until just a tiny amount of his seed is released. He fuels his excitement, leading to a satisfying climax all over his Bator Balm towel.

“My Dong is Eager” with Artificis

Check out this bator’s gorgeous light fuzzy thighs and meaty, uncut cock in the next Bator Balm promo! Viewers join in for a one-on-one experience with the product and Artificis‘ cockplay. Taking a moment to show us what’s inside his package as Artificis sets up his bate space to try the bator balm. This handsome masturbator walks us through the ingredients and texture and notes the very masculine, pleasant aroma of the balm.

Bators will be drawn in by this captivating man confidently stroking his impressive, fully erect, rigid dong. “What a delicious experience,” he exclaims as he strokes up and down. Describing the balm as a creamy yet oily consistency, voyeuristic penis bators will be mesmerized as he lifts his legs behind his shoulders, revealing his fuzzy hole, and finishes off by unloading all over his ass.

“That was exquisite,” says Artificis. And so it was!

RaunchySag’s Big Comfy Couch 

Back with the vibes that radiate with sensuality is none other than RaunchySag. He warmly greets all eager stroking companions, comfortably sprawled on his sofa with legs spread wide, exuding a palpable air of readiness. The moment his cock meets his hand that just met his Bator Balm, an electrifying surge of hardness overcomes him, leaving him undeniably rock solid.

Aroused beyond measure, RaunchySag’s passion intensifies as he vocalizes the ecstasy coursing through his throbbing shaft. In a passionate display of lust, he urges bators to release their own desires and join in on the exhilarating pleasure. Viewers witness the sheer girth of his magnificent member, proudly on display as he releases a thick, creamy load over his now glistening thighs.

“It’s the gentlemen’s lubricant,” says RaunchySag.

Bringing viewers back to their regular bator programming 

and ending our time with those balmy bator bros, ColbyJaxxx, still popping hard, reminds viewers and readers like you that after every episode, BateWorld members can take part in the competition by voting for their favorite Bator on their “penis presentation.”

So, who sold you on your next order of Bator Balm? 

Your purchase can be made at batorbalm.com

Next week’s episode is “Play With Your Food.” 

All right, bators, that is all for now. Thank you for your time and engagement. I absolutely enjoy writing these blogs, and I hope this celebration of masturbation inspires you to interact in mindful self-pleasure and share the experience with your fellow bator bros.

Let’s explore new heights of pleasure and understanding together. So go ahead, have a blast, create lasting memories, and enjoy quality “me time.”

Until next week, buddy, “Keep cumming; it works.” 🍆💦

Happy stroking,

MyB8Buddy

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