“The experimenting that I was conducting […] was quite interesting and fun as hell!”
My Solo-sexuality, Edibles, and The Art of Gooning
Formerly, Jaxz Masturbando (Jaxz) now under the title Statik Vibez. I have taken the liberty to do a little investigating, journeying, and soul searching. Still a psychology student soon a graduate on an associate level I have not left the most important part of my newly found solo-sexuality. Currently I am on hiatus of masturbation due to personal reasons. I will say that the experimenting that I was conducting over the spring semester was quite interesting and fun as hell!
Let me explain a little further for you guys. I was not on opiates or anything hard or illegal, but medical marijuana. I did a series of edibles and boy was it fantastic. For those of you who know I love the art of gooning. I think it is the most beautiful thing I have ever experienced in my bate life. So I first started off at the age of 24 with poppers, got to know myself a little deeper when I had my first goongasm. It was all uphill from there.
Moving forward to my first time on edibles; listen I have not smoked weed since I was about 19 I am now 27. Since super bowl Sunday I been wondering what the experience of them would if I mixed them with poppers. I’ll admit that it was a mediocre experience to say the least. I tried it again with stronger edibles from California. By far the best time I had with a popper trainer.
I am serious, house music and dancing in the mirror at first with my flashing strobe lights in my house. Then comes the porn, then poppers, and now I am drenched in hot oil and albolene. It was at that moment I found my niche to the true art of gooning. I was so lost in it. Deep in the music and everything else around me. In the moment I realized this was an experience I would have time and time again.
I eventually ran out of the strong California edibles, but managed to find some that were equally as good. The master of gooning became precedent over everything and I was extremely overwhelmed. I noticed a much heavier cum load and the distance it had shooting from my hard bator dick was like magic. I swear it was like cumming involuntarily almost (and yes, I felt it every time).
Observations & Discoveries
Of course, with the upside there is a downside to this great madness.
Now, this is important to understand: not only did I kind of bomb a semester of school, but I noticed I was sleeping way too much and then the addiction kicked in. Thankfully I noticed it quick enough to regulate it. Regulation is important. This isn’t a practice for everyone and these are substances not for everyone. I don’t condone or condemn this experience to anyone, just that if you decide to dabble proceed with mindfulness, awareness, and caution.
This isn’t a practice for everyone and these are substances not for everyone. I don’t condone or condemn this experience to anyone, just that if you decide to dabble proceed with awareness, caution, and mindfulness.
I also noticed while training my dick, that I became most primal by feeling like my old youthful self. This bate life unlocked something that was forbidden to ever have surfaced from my normal life. This is where the psychology kicks in. I saw that I was reverting to my young self by not only the music to the popper trainers, but the mood and the body language and of course the freedom I wish I had back then.
It was surreal to live out what I wanted only decades later. Could this be my inner child trying to communicate with me? Is this the freedom that I desired all along? I love the art of masturbation and the many things it has taught me and helped me both mentally and in spirit. I will say that I am noticing I am elevating my craft at a very rapid rate now that I know how to regulate it even with 4/20. I don’t use it frequently, but I love when I do.
I love my penis, love to sperm, love gooning and to practice semen retention and edging. It feels like a challenge which makes for a very fun time and practice to explore. I sometimes do my very own masturbation meditations with incense and candles. After my hiatus is over, I am thinking of starting a bate alter so that I may practice my phallic ways more spiritually.
I cannot wait to explore more of my self-pleasure in the future. If you guys have any ideas on how to start my alter I would love to hear it. That is all for now. Keep the statik vibing. My dong depends on it. Thank you for reading! Bate for yourself, bate for you penis, bate for pleasure, and most of all bate for your own need. Your cock needs you as much as you need it. Make sure you sperm your powerful loads bros!
Happy bating brothers.
Written by BateWorld member and author: Formerly, Jaxz Masturbando (Jaxz) now under the title Statik Vibez
A note from BateWorld: This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not to suggest or personally recommend or to be used as a substitute for medical advice and/or treatment. We do not condone substance use. Always check with your doctor about issues you might be experiencing with substance abuse, your sexual organs, mental health or other health related concerns. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important.
I’ve certainly done my share of masturbation while using cannabis and it truly is a nice combination, but then cannabis works well with most any activity. The issue (for me at least) is one of “balance.” Anything that can be done can be easily enough over-done. Too much weed and the wheels just fall off the wagon. To each, his own level of transcendence.
I live in Colorado now but I used to live in Maine before weed was de-criminalized there and I used to get a much more involved and prolonged experience if I smoked before and during a session. If I was out of weed it was just OK, and usually pretty quick. I’m not sure if that was me just trying to get off and get it done because it wasn’t nearly as good without weed or if it was a physical thing where weed would slow down the sensation progression. But when I did have weed it seemed like time would just vanish and I would find myself trying to hurry up and blast before I ran out of time to myself. Also when I was high, I would think up ways to use things as toys or enhancers so there was also a clean and put away factor that would also cut into my pleasure time. Now that I’m here in CO. I don’t ever have the being out of weed factor and I live alone now so things have settled into a nice groove. I think most of my neighbors are on to what I do in here all the time with the curtains closed, tunes bumping, colored lights all around by myself but I really don’t care because I’m having the bater time of my life at almost 50. My last live in lady was 10 years younger than I and I’m to the point where I doubt I will find that situation again and after the harsh way I was dumped by her I’m not really interested in trying to find it. So I am thinking it’s just going to be me myself and my handful of joy from here on out. I haven’t seen anything good since the very early 1990s but good, fairly pure cocaine was my favorite, but I don’t believe it exists anymore. Anything I’ve tried that they are calling cocaine since then is NOT real. I don’t know what the crap they push now by that name is but it’s most definitely not what they say it is. In any case it’s illegal so I’m not condoning it in any way and as a matter of fact will advise against anyone trying it for the simple fact that I doubt anyone that is pushing it has any idea what’s in it and therefore should be considered toxic and no good for anything, however my experiences with it back then were phenominal to say the least.
Raymond you commented this on my birthday, yes I understand the shit now is crazy and we all need to be careful when practicing with abnormalities. So thank you for the advice I will never do anything outside of the actual norm.
Statik, I’ve reread this several times now. Two years ago I discovered the unmatched gooning potential of mixing weed and poppers. I started popperbating about three years ago after attentively watching bators on bw get more and more stoopid. I knew I had to try it. Popperbating quickly became my favorite way to masturbate. The rush, the training videos, the coaches I found on bw. Everything made me discover new levels of pleasure I never knew I could reach. Separately I had smoked only a few times before in social situation and always knew that it made my penis feel amazing while also letting me last longer. One day I started to become curious of mixing the two. To be honest, I was scared about the interaction between the two because I had seen so much about the dangers of taking Viagra and huffing poppers. I did research and asked some trusted bate coaches and once I felt comfortable with the information I decided to do it.
I closed all the blinds in my living room, turned on my tv, prepared my weed and poppers, readied my albo and toys, and donned on a jockstrap and knee-high socks from Fort Troff. Anticipation ricocheted across my body. I could hardly sit still as I scrolled through xhamster, thisvid, and bw to find the perfect bate fuel. I thought to myself, “They might just have opposite effects and cancel each other out” or “Those bators on bw can sometimes exaggerate about things.” But there was another part of me, the bator and gooner part, that thought “your penis wants it so you got to try.” I kept scrolling and the excitement kept building. I found a popper trainer for “beginners” (though part of it still had you hitting 10 times in 10 seconds) and decided that was my fuel. The video had a bunch of jocks in locker rooms telling you to hit poppers—perfect for a nervous yet excited gooner like me who was about to discover for himself the unknown territory of popper/stonerbating. The loud, beat-heavy music starts bumping, the visuals start rolling and my penis and taint are throbbing to the beat. “Oh fuck, I’m horned up” I thought.
I decided to smoke first and then hit poppers once I was high. It seemed cleaner and let me be in control a bit. I took a puff and felt my body relax. My shoulders dropped a bit and my penis perked up even more with the cannabis. Now, I wasn’t an experienced smoker so I didn’t know I was barely getting off the ground with that first hit. I was still a novice and thought I was high enough. My penis was calling and it doesn’t care if I’m high, tired, or need sleep because he’ll take pleasure whenever he can get it. So I followed the video where it was and took a hit of poppers. The rush dropped my shoulders further and made my penis throb more. I let out a “ohhhhh” and immediately reached into my jock and pulled out my penis. We’re off. I masturbated without any lube to start off (a practice I learned from coaches on bw). I watched the jocks on the video call me a “bator” and “faggot” and felt my balls and nipples twitch with pleasure. But part of me, the bator and gooner part that I discussed before, knew that this wasn’t all there was. I reached for the joint and took two more hits. I then felt that sudden relaxation run across my back and my shoulders and my knees felt tingly. I was high. My penis responded immediately and I realized I was feeling all the pleasure with less of the build-up. I felt like I could bate for hours and not shoot. “This is it, this is what I needed.” Conveniently then the jocks instructed me to take a hit of my bottle. I obeyed.
Started enhancing my popperbating with some 420 two years ago and it’s the best way to get stoopid. Let’s chat more about it, Statik.