Don’t let the Grinch cramp your goon this year! Here is the best male masturbator toy guide for a round-trip ticket to Goon-ville. From solo male masturbators, toys to use with your Goon-ville neighbors, to the gooniest merch this side of Mount Crumpit.
Fleshlight
Horton hears a goon and he’s thrusting in a Fleshlight! Come down to the main square ice hole and slide your slippery north pole right in.
Save up to 40% with daily holiday deals on select combo packs!
CockBlock
Joy to the world, the goons have cum! These elves have been working hard to set this one apart from the pack.
Grab your goon buddy and get to frosting those holiday sausages in the #1 frot toy in Goon-ville, the CockBlock.
Read our CockBlock review here.
“The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: ‘Gooniest! Goon! Gooner!’
Bator Balm
Even the Grinch can’t stop you from greasing up this holiday! Snag one of these super special ornaments too and let the whole fam know what’s important to you.
Stock up on the best grease for bators by bators. Throw in a bate robe and stay cozy with your cock in Goon-ville.
FapJax
It’s Bate-mas over at FAPJAX and this December you can score some sweet free merch just for shopping! Drop by FAPJAX.com to stock up and gear up!
Free Boner Kit – Min. $79 Purchase (Code: FBK79)
Free Camper Hat – Min. $89 Purchase (Code: FCH89)
Free Boost Cock Ring – Min. $99 Purchase (Code: FBR99)
Limit 1 freebie per order. Codes/promotions can not be combined with one another or other discount codes. While supplies last.
