Hey pal, pass the Fuck Water, will ya?
It’s true when they say that all lubes are not created equal, and so Fuck Water lubricant may be just another lube brand on the market, the real draw to this lubricant is it’s price point. I had the pleasure of testing out three different lubes for Fuck Water; the original, the clear and the premium silicone. Let’s dive in.
Fuck Water Original
This stuff is thick and creamy and I assume was created to appear like human semen and it kind of accomplishes this. This is a water based lubricant and makes this perfect to pair with your masturbation toys since this will not deteriorate the material your toy is made of over time.
As with most water lubricant’s I found myself having to add more lubricant in a short period of time, however, the price point didn’t make me worry too much about that. Selling at $23.99 for an 8oz bottle, you won’t feel bad about using a large amount of this stuff; pour it on baby! and knock yourself out.
Fuck Water Clear
As the name suggests, this lube is clear and runny and not as thick as the original. This would be the perfect choice for a flesh light, ensuring for a smooth and sexy play time. Again, the price point on an 8oz bottle is great (coming in at $20.99) which is about five dollars cheaper than a 8oz bottle of Swiss Navy lube.
Again, don’t expect water lube to stay wet for a long period of time, even less time for a clear water lube, but with a nice price point, you’re not gonna worry about using as much as you need for a job well done.
Fuck Water Premium Silicone
As we know, silicone based lubricants are the marathon lube option because of how long lasting it is. 
Even in water, silicone based lubes won’t give up that easily and so a little goes a long way. Silicone based lubes aren’t created to be used with masturbation toys, as the materials will begin to deteriorate over time, however, if you’re looking for a good time lube with another human, this is it.
Silicone lubes will always be more expensive than water based lube, simply because of the ingredients, but Fuck Water has you covered by selling an 8oz bottle at $42.99 which is an incredible bang for your buck. Whereas other lubes sell at much higher price points; with Gun Oil selling at $55.95 and Swiss Navy selling at $50.99 for 8oz bottles, Fuck Water comes in and offers equal lube at a more affordable price.
Fuck Water is the ASOS of lubricant’s, offering quality product at a reasonable price. While Fuck Water may not look as expensive as it’s competition, the product itself is good enough to be in the game. Ultimately, picking out a lube is a personal choice, one that is made on consistent usage, but with good quality product at great price points, Fuck Water is a lubricant you can’t go wrong with trying out.
The ultimate cool factor: It’s more fun to say at sex parties! “Hey pal, pass the Fuck Water will ya!”
