Recently a friend of mine told me an eye-opening story about hanging out at the house of a mutual friend of ours. After dinner and some drinks, our friend’s wife excused herself so the men could retire to the husband’s man cave, which was more or less a second living room in the basement. It was decorated the way you would expect a man cave to look: light-up beer signs, sports and movie posters, a mini-fridge, but all of that turned out to be window dressing.
My friend recounted to me that the room he had stepped into had a distinctive smell in the air, one he thought was familiar. After taking their seats in front of the TV, our mutual friend asked if he was up for watching some porn. That was when my friend realized that the smell was from our other friend’s constant masturbating in this basement “man cave” of his, and sometimes he invites friends down there to join him.
When I heard this story I immediately thought that the cat was out of the bag. We all know what man caves are really used for. But also I thought, shit, I want one of those too!
I have to say I admired my friend’s ingenuity. Versatility, it seems, is the name of the game if you want your man cave to secretly be your bate cave. All you gotta do is designate a room in your home, decorate it as the classic man cave, but then covertly equip it with all your bator needs!
Versatility, it seems, is the name of the game if you want your man cave to secretly be your bate cave. All you gotta do is designate a room in your home, decorate it as the classic man cave, but then covertly equip it with all your bator needs!
Besides my friend’s finding out that our other friend’s man cave was used for spunking and not spelunking, the other recent event that got me thinking about this subject is that I have moved into my own place for the first time in several years. In the interim, I have had roommates and my only option for bating was on my bed, usually with a movie playing on my TV to cover up the sound of my fapping.
Now that I’m finally on my own again, I want to make the dream of having my own bate cave come true, and cum otherwise lots of times!
I turned to the trusty old BateWorld Polls section to find any discussion about this subject. Like this one by BateWorld member, adrunkbud2:
27% (79 votes) responded that they have dedicated bate stations and 36% (103 votes) say they stick to their beds. Of course having a room dedicated to bating isn’t an option for all of us, but maybe for your future interior decorating endeavors you can refer back to this article. For the sake of a good time, let’s imagine what a proper bate cave should look like!
The list of requirements is pretty simple: a TV or monitor(s), a decent sound system (maybe headphone jacks), a webcam (if you’re into that), a couch and/or armchairs, a coffee table. From there you just decorate! If I were designing a bat cave disguised as a man cave, I would dress it up with beer signs and movie posters. Def need a video game system—kicking off a mutual bate sesh with a few rounds of competitive gaming is always hot!
While we’re still talking about me, I’d like the aesthetic of the room to be nostalgic and retro. But this is your bate space, cover the walls in whatever turns you on!
Now some cool items for a bate cave that I hadn’t thought of but I ran across on BateWorld include mirrors, poppers, toys, hand towels, and adjustable lighting (these days there are tons of cheap options for remote-controlled lighting!).
Of course you will want your favorite lube, or a variety of lubes. I myself like to break out my collection of lubes and let my guests select which one we use. Oh, and a personal favorite of mine, and I know some BateWorld members agree, bating while sitting on the carpet can be hella fun too. So maybe make moving things around an option so you and your buddies can kick it from the floor if ya want.
Now if your home is open to non-bator visitors, then a good hiding spot for all your bating tools will be required. Simply leaving something in the coffee table drawer probably won’t cut it if you have a friend or family member fishing around for the remote control. You gotta think outside the box for this one. If you are a proud bator, then that’s awesome!
I myself keep my poppers, lube, and jizz towels out on full display. The only time I would hide them would be if I was hosting something formal like a dinner party or if my landlord needed to come in. Otherwise, my friends have all seen my tubs of petroleum jelly and crusty towels laying next to my computer desk. They know what’s up.
I myself keep my poppers, lube, and jizz towels out on full display. The only time I would hide them would be if I was hosting something formal like a dinner party or if my landlord needed to come in.
If you want to be the circle jerk host with the most, then you will need to not only think of yourself when designing your bate cave. Keep your potential guests in mind too. I hosted a three-way circle jerk once in one of my old apartments where the setup was ideal for two, but not for three. The third guy was stuck sitting on a chair six feet away from us, and from the look on his face, he felt pretty left out.
To avoid that reoccurring, my new bate space will hold three-to-four people comfortably with the option of moving things around to accommodate up to maybe six. I bet after hosting a couple times everybody will find their own spot that they will make a beeline to once they arrive. Considering that, maybe you can invite your buddies to stash their own bating materials in your hiding spot so they don’t have to sneak them out of their own homes and into yours? I mean, what a pal. That’s some Man of the Year shit right there!
So, what if you don’t have the luxury of a spare room to dedicate to bating? Well, in some comments I read on BateWorld, many bators expressed that they have “mobile bate stations.” I gotta say, I love the idea of some of you guys hauling little overnight pouches or shower caddies with all your masturbation essentials to whichever spot in your home is going to be the location of your bate sesh du jour!
One final thing to keep in mind: According to this poll by BateWorld member, abnerspal, when taking pics of yourself in your bate-cave or getting on a video call, beware that some bators are going to judge you on the state of your room. So if you went to all that trouble to build your personalized bate cave, then why not go the extra mile and be sure to keep it tidy?
That’s all for now. If you have a bate cave or you have ideas for one, please let us know in the comments. Wish me luck on building mine. Maybe once I’m done I’ll post pics for ya!
Written by BateWorld member FROTOLOGIST
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The dream of one day having the ultimate bate cave is one I think about often. The great news is that, I believe this is attainable for those of us with creativity (not just the well-to-do bators). I think a well conceived design can be achieved rather easily followed by the gradual assembling of key components. I look at my cave as a work-in-progress that I continue to refine and look to make better as I am able to. The important part for me is that I have my cave, which began as shared space in my home office and gradually became its own dedicated room. Whenever I walk by my cave, it makes me smile and look forward to the next journey I will experience there, maybe today yet!
Dude, awesome! I think of mine as a work-in-progress too. It’s so much fun to plan and imagine what it will one day become. Thanks for commenting!
I would like to find local Bator in Chicago that is techy and can outfit, retriofit my set up. Identify & suggest appropriate items such as headphones, webcame, laptop hook up set up, project to TV etc. It would really enhance my bate experience while providing better opportunities to share my bate online with my Brothers. I wouldn’t mind calling Geek squad and have candid Bator convo & say these are my tech requirements.The
adjustable leather recliner… with big plush arm rests – laptops, cd’s & toys – video cam and pics to come. like anything it’s a process – cock is ready for a workout