April is Testicular Cancer Awareness Month!
So, yeah, I lived through ball cancer. It sucked. But I made it through. And I’m here to say: fuck cancer.
I am so happy that I love playing with my balls. Men: play with your nuts. Doctors call it ‘self-examination’ but we know to call it jerking off. It was during an edging session that I noticed that my left ball had a lump and felt different. I went straight to my doctor. That’s when the shittiest part of the whole experience began: many weeks of monitoring my ball. That certainly was really fucking unpleasant. I just wanted to know. By the time it was decided that it should get removed, I actually felt relief.
I had a buddy who went through the same thing and he told me that his only regret was not getting a fake ball. So, I decided to get one. I was very proud when my doc told me that he’d have to order the extra large size. You can check out my pics – it looks okay. I used have two low-hangers, now I have only one that hangs low. Interestingly, my loads have not gotten smaller. I’m known for producing lots of sperm and that hasn’t changed. Go figure. My fake nut is hard as a rock – I can hit it with a spoon and I don’t feel a thing. It makes for a good party trick. I love having it sucked though. It still gives me pleasure, somehow.
Because it was detected early, I didn’t have to go through chemo. I did have to go through radiation though. Preparing for that involved me jerking off into a cup to save my sperm in case I want kids and the radiation would kill off all my little guys. You should have seen the nurse who walked me into my jerk off cubicle – literally she looked like a nurse you’d find in a porn movie. She was so fucking hot. The room had a poster of a woman with one breast. After shooting my load, I had to exit a different door from the one I came in – I guess so people wouldn’t have to see my post-cum face. As a man who regularly visits porn cinemas, I really wouldn’t have given a shit. I would have also loved to have seen that nurse again. Oh well.
Surgery sucked but the recovery was fast. Couldn’t cum for about three weeks but that orgasm made it worth it. Radiation also sucked but I kept working though the whole thing so it’s impact on my day to day life was minimal. I was just a little more tired. Oh yeah, and I live in Canada so it was all FREE. (Universal health care rocks guys). It’s been almost ten years and life is good. I don’t look back on those days with fondness but it didn’t take me down. My sex life is excellent, I still feel as much as a man with one working ball as I did with two, and men and women still love my junk.
Men, check your balls as you bate. If you find something, have it checked out. Life after is as beautiful – if not a little more. When you experience the fragility of our lives, the way you experience living becomes just a little more special.
Love to you all, my brothers.
By Bateworld.com member Torontobater
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awesome post man. Thanks for sharing…and what you say about learning how fragile life really is and it’s effect on our outlook is so true!
thanks for reading buddy!
Great blog
Great post, man – and good advice. I did not have cancer, but had to have a testicle removed about 12 years ago due to a prior trauma. As you mentioned, surgery sucked – some serious pain immediately after surgery, but it subsided quickly with pain medication over a couple of days. The swelling and bruising were substantial, but those mostly subsided after a couple of weeks. Like you, I have a fake ball and am glad I have it. It just looks more normal and, as you said, it’s sort of a party favor. My sex drive is still good for my age, and there’s no difference in the size of my loads or anything like that. Most of the time, I don’t even think about it.
Very good post, Torontobater.
Like you said, life is precious and should not be taken for granted…feel that strongly after losing friends, family, and loved ones, myself.
I would recommend having your doctor check your testosterone levels every year since your surgery. I myself have very low testosterone. Normal ranges for adult men are generally between 300 ng/dl and 1050 ng/dl. Various methods of testosterone replacement therapy are available for men with low “T” and can vastly improve your life, if you’re low.
I recommend all men ask their doctors to check their testosterone levels periodically, actually.
Thank you for sharing your very informative, and inspiring post with us.