Masturbating is actually something like one of those humungous multi-stage rockets that they send up from Cape Canaveral, where you see this gigantic upright thing standing ready and waiting for ignition, then lift-off into Bater Bliss orbit. Yes, there are plenty of specifics that you can actually try that may help your lift-off into the Goon Zone where gravity can’t get you any longer, and you’re in erotic free-fall!