Mindful Masturbation Techniques: Episode 2

Male masturbation is always a good thing, and it is the most common sexual experience on the planet. The only possible dark side comes if a masturbator reinforces guilt or shame in the process; the best way to get rid of those factors is to burn them out with extreme, high-quality sessions of physical self-love. The surrender to pure penile pleasure can help to make you a better man. Let the ecstasy itself work on you.

True masturbatory excellence does not come naturally to most guys—it actually requires self-training, and a lot of practice, practice, practice! To keep it feeling better and batter forever, you have to explore the variety. Don’t get stuck in the same routine; try new things! Here are some great masturbation techniques worth trying…

The Hot Dog Masturbation Technique

When your penis is erect, fully or even partially, the skin of this delicious organ stretches in such a way that the tiny pleasure receptor nerves become more available to the glorious stimulation we all love. At the same time, during a prolonged session of Mindful Masturbation, keeping a full erection the whole time is not important. Let it wax and wane like the moon going through its endless cycles.

An especially tasty technique is, to begin with, the classic, “Making Fire.” Bring your open, flat palms, fingers together and straight, to the sides of the shaft of your penis. Roll the shaft back and forth, and move up from the base to the head, and let the base twist and pull a bit where it anchors in your groin. Work the head, then move back down the shaft.

The tastiest sensations come when you put the hot-dog of your penis into the bun. A well-lubed penis works especially well for this when you place your flat open hands on the top and bottom of your erection: slide the flat surfaces of your hands over the top and the underside. To “sandwich” the head, and that ultra-sensitive underside, the frenulum, can easily put you into bate bliss orbit. Try various pressures, slide around, play!

The Endless Barber Pole Masturbation Technique

This masturbation technique can be incredibly intense, just as the Hot Dog can. You know how old-fashioned barber pole turns like a candy cane and the stripes seem to climb upward endlessly? Well, brace the base of your erection with the fingertips of one hand (or use the inverted Vulcan Salute as in the previous blog) then with the other hand, put your entire grip, all fingers, and thumb onto your penis. As you stroke up, twirl it around the shaft at the same time, and as you twirl downwards, also spiral your hand around the entire thing, as your hand moves. This one can drive you crazy. Switch which hand does which part, and don’t forget to breathe, relax, enjoy yourself endlessly!

In Phallic Brotherhood,
Bruce