Milker Masturbation Technique: The Irish Pilgram

And there was a moocow coming down along the road…

Masturbation is “milking your penis,” right? Ok, not really. This milking masturbation technique is called the Irish Pilgrim. The name is self-explanatory, and no you don’t have to be Irish or a cow to try this renowned masturbation technique. Well, maybe, but that’s a story for another time.

Have you had or ever had the urge to drop onto all fours and milk your penis towards the floor? Maybe the ground or the grass depending on where you are. I mean like a full on primal animal getting its utters milked kind of milking. I suppose it’s not exactly a “technique” more so than a position. Fully naked, exposed masturbation on the floor with absolutely no qualms only that sweet elation over your entire body, giving yourself completely to every sensation. That’s the Milker Technique I’m talking about here AKA The Irish Pilgrim.

Start your session the way you normally do. You might even start in the IP position right at the top, kudos to you! Sometimes it is good to start off slow, work your way to that deep, primal zone and gradually make your way to the floor. Completely naked, palms down, knees spread, feet anchored however is most comfortable. I like to prop myself up with my left arm, feverishly wanking with my right (I’ll switch on and off, of course) and sort of push back as if putting force against that “extra push”. It is as if I were getting topped (“doggy style” you could call it) if you know what I mean. Doing this allows for your ass, groin area and pelvis to be fully open, wide and engaged.

Next, while your pelvis is tilted upward feel your balls hang, grab your cock and push it back as if to put it between your legs, letting it stick out from behind. Now, if you have a partner, this is by far the best way to get a hand job, full exposure and you can just lay your head, stretch your arms and enjoy the milking.

Since you’re in charge of yourself, it can be just as fun and just as good of a milking. There are two key elements to this position/technique already mentioned:

• Keep your penis pulled back and towards the floor, milking with every stroke.
• Push back with your hand/arm, but keeping yourself in place with your feet.

The deeper you get during this, the more movement you’ll start to have. Rather you’re now grinding into the floor, still gripping your cock or pushing your cock back even more and thrusting your hips around and doing whatever else gets you off.

That moment when you feel your balls are full, tight and ready to blow you can feel it everywhere. This position allows you to feel nearly every muscle contraction. From your asshole, down to your taint, around your groin and through your shaft. It’s quite intense, and the contractions are strong. What makes it fun is you can keep milking and milking until you can’t hold it anymore and you milk your load right onto the floor, catch it on a cum rag. Look at yourself and watch it or throw your head back. When I do this, I’ll sometimes have my face planted on the floor, either cheek to the ground or my neck and head stretched forward in alignment with my back.

The possibilities in this position are nearly endless. It’s an incredibly powerful and sexy way to get yourself off and to do with a partner if the chance arises is highly recommended. “Hey, wanna give each other an Irish Pilgrim?”