“…I’m afraid they’ll think I’m small. What can I do about this?”

QUESTION:

My penis seems really small to me compared with lots of guys I see online, including yours, Master Bruce. Fully as hard as it gets, it’s just barely over six inches. I’d like to bate with fully vaccinated guys in person, but I’m afraid they’ll think I’m small. What can I do about this?

RESPONSE:

It’s amazing, indeed, how persistent this subject is! I’d love to put your concern over penis size to bed once and for all. Only, why is it that so many men—not just you!—obsess about this? Comparing ourselves with others is never such a good idea, but we men do this, especially concerning what’s between our legs! Actually, if you’ve measured correctly, you are somewhat above average in size. Your question makes me wonder how many times you have actually been able to compare your erect penis in reality, alongside the erect penises of your fellow men?

Any guy who has the chance to do this with a variety of men soon discovers he is bigger than some, and yes, smaller than others, in comparative length. Of course, erect penis thickness varies too! What you see online is quite deceptive. I’ve noted before that both camera angles, and proximity to the genitals relative to distance from the face and other parts of the body cause a lot of apparent distortion of scale, due to simple perspective.

Try this: Hold one finger close to your nose. Study it for a moment, then extend your arm full length, and study your finger again. It sure seems a lot bigger up close, right? Only it’s not the size that’s changed, but the perspective makes the apparent size seem different! It’s an exaggeration.

If you don’t make too big a deal about penis size, your male playmates will likely return the favor by appreciating you as you are.

My penis, which has been photographed and video-recorded a lot, often appears larger than it is simply because, when I am viewed from between my legs, or from the direction of my feet along my body, it is closer to the lens of the recording device. This is not because I want to fool anyone about my penis size. It’s for simple practical reasons to do with simple production methods. In stark contrast, any man photographed from closer to his head, looking down along his body, will appear to have a relatively smaller penis.

Many worthy playmates in the world of male masturbators and Phallic Brotherhood care mostly about your attitudes of enthusiasm, appreciation for fellow men, playfulness, encouragement, and fellowship. If you don’t make too big a deal about penis size, your male playmates will likely return the favor by appreciating you as you are.

You’re a bit above average, according to existing studies. But no one has actually measured all of the roughly 3.5 billion men on Earth and averaged them out! Does that matter? Of course not, not really! The pleasure your penis gives you, and possibly sharing that pleasure with fellow men is what matters!

A note from The Batemaster: I’m honored that the guys at Bateworld have asked me to respond to some questions from male masturbators around the world every week.

Always check with your doctor about any issues you might be experiencing with your sexual organs. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important. This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment.