Ask The Batemaster: What’s All This “No-Fap” Crap?
What's all this "no-fap" crap?
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Ask The Batemaster: Old-Time Bate Buds
We're both married. We do “fishing” weekends together at a rented cabin. If our families only knew, it could be a disaster, I guess! But is this strange?
Ask The Batemaster: Chem Parties Have Wrecked My Friend
I’ve got a mate who has gotten strung out by chem parties. We used to bate together, and now he can’t even get it up. He’s a wreck! How can I help him?
Ask The Batemaster: My Penis Fixation
Yes, I love to masturbate, but just seeing a penis, still always thrills me to my core! Do you think this is anything unusual or extreme?
Ask The Batemaster: Celebrity Penis
I masturbate to naked photos of male celebrities, and of course not all of them are real photos. Is this a fetish? Is there anything twisted about it?
Ask The Batemaster: Ageism
I’ve got an older friend who I love to masturbate with. I’m 33 and he’s almost 70. What's with ageism? Do you think there’s anything odd or “off” about this?
Ask The Batemaster: Morning Wood Explained
Do you ever wake up with a hard-on? A full on boner in the sheets? You might know of it as "morning wood" and The Batemaster is here to explain.
Ask The Batemaster: Making Precum
I know you say the difference is mostly genetic. But isn’t there some way I can make more precum?
Ask The Batemaster: Moaning And Making Noise
I want to make more noise! QUESTION: I see where you say making more noise helps guys feel more. You […]
Ask The Batemaster: The “Expressway Y” To Total Bate Bliss
This thing you call “Expressway Y”—love it, man! It’s bate bliss Triple A+++! Can you explain about “neuroplasticity,” how it relates to that?
Ask The Batemaster: Semen Retention Forever
I experience pure penis pleasure beyond anything I’ve ever felt before! It’s been over a year since I ejaculated, and I’m not sure I ever want to ejaculate again.
Ask The Batemaster: I’m A Priest And Don’t Think Masturbation Is A Sin
Hi, Bruce! I am a Roman Catholic priest and I love my religion! Except, since my teens I’ve loved to masturbate, which I feel brings me closer to God.