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There is nothing weird about what you say, that imagining a celebrity guy’s penis might be better than seeing the actual thing.

QUESTION:

Saw your blog about the penis-obsessed guy. Well, I always look closely at the crotches of handsome actors on TV and hope they’ll take off their shirts. Almost cream when they do! But I’ve noticed that actual celebrity penises can be a bit disappointing. Am I weird if my imagination often seems better?

RESPONSE:

There is nothing weird about what you say, that imagining a celebrity guy’s penis might be better than seeing the actual thing. However, that’s partly a matter of attitude and opinion, of course! For some people, regardless of the shape or size of the penis, simple awareness of the identity of the famous actor whose body it is attached to might make all the difference. It could be of special interest and delight simply because of the owner.

At the same time, sometimes anticipation is more thrilling than having something come true. To allow something to remain speculative, imagined, can be powerful. In films and TV stories, not only actor’s penises, but other aspects of the storytelling are sometimes especially potent when alluded to by suggestion, rather than having them directly shown. When something is too explicit and gets thrown in your face, there is no longer much (if any) “wiggle room” for the imagination.

Because of cultural and social modesty that often conceals the male body from the waist upwards in certain circumstances, such features as male nipples, carved pectoral planes, and chest hair or lack of the same may seem especially interesting and even arousing.

Taboos that surround the display, or even inadvertent revelation of male genitals, are far stronger than inhibitions against upper body bareness. Revelation of the erect penis is the strongest taboo of all in terms of human modesty codes. Or possibly, to show the anus might be considered an even deeper taboo (pun fully intended!)

Something to keep aware of is that a male celebrity has every right to personal privacy concerning his body parts. Though many actors and performers allow much of their anatomy to be seen, this does not mean they should not be allowed to maintain their own boundaries of comfort.

Though I am not obsessed with celebrities of any kind, I do enjoy seeing the penis and total nakedness of a famous man I’ve been familiar with. In fact, I love to see any man’s penis. I feel that something is withheld, that I don’t know a man all that well, until I see his penis.

To see a man’s penis in arousal and to witness him pleasuring himself, is even more powerful. I always feel honored and privileged to witness this, whether a man is well-known or not!

A note from The Batemaster: I’m honored that the guys at Bateworld have asked me to respond to some questions from male masturbators around the world every week.

Always check with your doctor about any issues you might be experiencing with your sexual organs. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important. This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment.


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How Bruce P. Grether became the Batemaster

Among his earliest memories, Bruce recalls seeing an adult man’s penis swing about anchored in a nest of curly brown hairs when the man was changing clothes. That penis fascinated him and he somehow knew it was of major importance. He also remembers how good it felt to slide down a stairway banister or to climb a tree with pressure between his legs sending delicious sensations all through his body.

At an early age, he played doctor with another boy his age, and the frottage he enjoyed as they rubbed their penises together made him feel One with All Things.

He was older, maybe 9 or 10 years when he figured out how to actually masturbate while taking a shower. Immediately Bruce became a fan of self-pleasure, though, with puberty, he became extremely shy about his body being seen. Still, when his pubic hair sprouted and his penis grew bigger, it astonished him how incredible the sensations could feel with adult genitalia.

All through his 20s and 30s Bruce loved masturbating and did it often. Something kept tell him though, that there could be more to it. None of the books he read about Tantra and Taoist erotic cultivation provided simple how-to instructions. Finally, in his early 40s, he came upon Joseph Kramer’s video about male genital massage: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN.

Having no playmates to try this with, he tried it on himself. In the process, he discovered what he soon named “Mindful Masturbation.” For 6 weeks he masturbated for hours every day, and did not ejaculate once! This was the Penis Paradise he had been looking for since his adventures playing doctor as a young boy. He was changed forever and lost most of his shyness and insecurities.

Bruce began to listen deeply to whatever his penis told him. This way he learned more and more about male masturbation, the penis, and he studied human sexuality. Soon he was hired to write professionally for the sex education site JackinWorld (dot) com, which he did for some years under the name “Bruce McFarland.”

Since then, his erotic activism is more radical and he uses his actual given name: Bruce P. Grether, AKA the Batemaster. He has hosted workshops and now does online masturbation coaching. In 2012 his best-selling book THE SECRET OF THE GOLDEN PHALLUS was published and with his handsome young friend Blue Tyger he created the Erotic Engineering site to explore advanced male self-pleasure practices.

Bruce considers himself a Missionary of the Male Mysteries and his work continues.

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  1. As a former Hollywood make-up artist (and that meant body make-up, as well) I can assure you that celebrity penises are no different than anyone else. They come in all sizes, colors, shapes, just like the rest of us. I used to create “six-packs” and beautiful chests on male actors who didn’t really have those assets when they needed some beefing-up before shedding shirts. I’ve also created more defined legs on men (and women – on non-union films projects I was often responsible for body make-up on female actors before nude or semi-nude scenes). I was very good at my job; nominated for an Emmy Award as part of a team once. (Didn’t win. It IS nice to be nominated, though!) Our obsession with all things celebrity is odd to me. Viewers must remember that those in front of the camera have had an hour or two – or more! – of make-up, hair and wardrobe folks working like a pit crew at a NASCAR race to get actors “camera ready.” It’s all smoke and mirrors. The final product is what counts. But don’t be fooled by the illusions. (And, yes, some men get some “padding” in their pants, just as some women had pads on their shoulders and in their bras. Smoke and mirrors!!)