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QUESTION:

My holiest shrine in the whole wide world is right here, between my own legs! Holy Phallus! Your GOLDEN PHALLUS book is right: this is what it’s truly all about for men, admit it or not. When you admit it, it’s like Real Magick, and you don’t need a religion. I believe this message and practice can help save the world! So how do we spread the word?

RESPONSE:

Thank you for appreciating your own genitals, for appreciating my book and what I do, and for your question.

Many of us see major things going on in the world that we want to fix or change, and such awareness is a good thing, so long as you do not take on yourself alone the mission of saving the world. At the same time, it’s super important for every person to do whatever they can to make the world a better place, which may be something very small, like offering someone a bottle of cold water on a hot day, or something bigger, like walking across a busy intersection beside an elderly person you have never met before.

The biggest issues that endanger humanity and the planet require collective solutions that involve large groups of people working in parallel, and yet no one can force this to happen. Awareness of the problems is a collective matter, and masses of people waking up to the possible solutions are required.

Certainly, one important thing going on is the threat to erotic freedom and the diversity of people who have a wide range of ways of experiencing pleasure, which some groups and forces now seek to limit.

The most effective way that I know to increase the amount of pleasure in the world and to encourage others to follow their own similar paths, is to pursue masturbatory excellence myself. I’ve been doing this for 25 years and encouraging men to practice what I call Mindful Masturbation for over 20 years now. This practice is only one of many options, but like many other forms of erotic fulfillment, it can be pursued in a manner that harms no one and may inspire many. While I do not consider it a religion, I know that for many, self-pleasure practiced as self-love is a spiritual practice. It’s not only healthy but also healing.

To heal yourself helps the world, as, in a sense, it seems like the world feels your pleasure. Thus, the more pleasure you yourself feel, the more you can benefit the world.

This is by no means the only way to pursue activism for people and the planet. But it is worthwhile, and by your example, you may inspire others. The more open and honest you can be about loving masturbation and your own penis, the more you might encourage the same kind of honesty in other men.

A note from The Batemaster: I’m honored that the guys at BateWorld have asked me to respond to some questions from male masturbators around the world every week.

Always check with your doctor about any issues you might be experiencing with your sexual organs. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important. This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment.


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How Bruce P. Grether became the Batemaster

Among his earliest memories, Bruce recalls seeing an adult man’s penis swing about anchored in a nest of curly brown hairs when the man was changing clothes. That penis fascinated him and he somehow knew it was of major importance. He also remembers how good it felt to slide down a stairway banister or to climb a tree with pressure between his legs sending delicious sensations all through his body.

At an early age, he played doctor with another boy his age, and the frottage he enjoyed as they rubbed their penises together made him feel One with All Things.

He was older, maybe 9 or 10 years when he figured out how to actually masturbate while taking a shower. Immediately Bruce became a fan of self-pleasure, though, with puberty, he became extremely shy about his body being seen. Still, when his pubic hair sprouted and his penis grew bigger, it astonished him how incredible the sensations could feel with adult genitalia.

All through his 20s and 30s Bruce loved masturbating and did it often. Something kept tell him though, that there could be more to it. None of the books he read about Tantra and Taoist erotic cultivation provided simple how-to instructions. Finally, in his early 40s, he came upon Joseph Kramer’s video about male genital massage: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN.

Having no playmates to try this with, he tried it on himself. In the process, he discovered what he soon named “Mindful Masturbation.” For 6 weeks he masturbated for hours every day, and did not ejaculate once! This was the Penis Paradise he had been looking for since his adventures playing doctor as a young boy. He was changed forever and lost most of his shyness and insecurities.

Bruce began to listen deeply to whatever his penis told him. This way he learned more and more about male masturbation, the penis, and he studied human sexuality. Soon he was hired to write professionally for the sex education site JackinWorld (dot) com, which he did for some years under the name “Bruce McFarland.”

Since then, his erotic activism is more radical and he uses his actual given name: Bruce P. Grether, AKA the Batemaster. He has hosted workshops and now does online masturbation coaching. In 2012 his best-selling book THE SECRET OF THE GOLDEN PHALLUS was published and with his handsome young friend Blue Tyger he created the Erotic Engineering site to explore advanced male self-pleasure practices.

Bruce considers himself a Missionary of the Male Mysteries and his work continues.

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  1. Those are some of the most beautiful sentiments I’ve ever read. Bruce makes reference to those small acts of kindness toward others that are like the “grease” of social interaction. Being unselfish in a world that is often selfish and even cruel.

    And he’s absolutely correct that if you feel more beautiful and happy on the inside, you’re more likely to reflect that kind of positivity in your actions toward others.

    It’s true that masturbation is essentially a “selfish” act (although we all know it’s not just a solo activity) but it is an act/activity that has a world of benefits, not the least of which is that a happy, healthy, self-aware person is a helluva lot better than someone suffering from guilt, doubt, sexual confusion, etc.

    Honesty is indeed the “best policy” and a lot of it starts with being honest about our bodies and honest about the beauty and benefits of loving ourselves. Loving one’s self does not make us narcissists.