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Ask The Batemaster: I’m 80 And Want To Enjoy Masturbation Again

As human lifespans have increased, more and more men share many of these concerns while living longer.

QUESTION: Now that I’m over 80 years old, though I still think about sex a lot, my erections don’t get very hard and they don’t last more than a few minutes. It’s really difficult to come at all! I still want to enjoy all this, at least masturbation, but I can’t take E.D. meds because of other meds. What can I do?

RESPONSE: As human lifespans have increased, more and more men share many of these concerns while living longer. In response to similar questions before, I have suggested such practices as anal breathing, to exercise the perineum, to strengthen erections and help sustain erections longer: breathe IN while you contract the anus; breathe OUT while you relax the anus. I’ve often pointed out that stimulating a soft penis with plenty of lubrication can result in powerful pleasure as well. 

Erotic pleasure does register in your mind, as a byproduct of brain activity, and it gets activated in the brain two basic ways. The first way is through stimulation of pleasure receptor nerves, on the penis and other sensitive regions, such as nipples and lips. The second way is through arousing thoughts or processing erotic images such as looking at porn or enjoying explicit fantasies of a mental nature. Thus, these two basic causes are physical stimulation, and mental or emotional stimulation.

Another approach to increase your range of pleasure as you grow older and some of the physical functions may become less rewarding, is to explore other sensory options, which you may not have considered as masturbatory pleasures, but that you can add. Consider stimulating less obvious parts of your body: sensitive zones such as behind your knees, inner elbows, armpits, your neck below your jawline, between your toes. Explore these areas with delicate, mindful touch, which simply means take your time and pay full attention.

Consider caressing yourself all over in a bathtub or hot tub underwater. Spend time naked outdoors in nature, somewhat would places where you have sufficient privacy to do so without getting into trouble. If possible, sunbathe naked in places where you have never been before. 

The truth of human sexuality is that “thinking about sex a lot” is always a large part of what’s going on. This is not to say that it’s “all in your mind,” as that’s not the entire story either. Still, if you seek to broaden the parameters of what you may consider your masturbatory pleasure, include the rest of your body beyond your genitals. Allow your enjoyment to extend into a variety of sensual and sensory pleasures: marvelous sights, sounds, smells, tastes, textures. Deep appreciation of all these may enhance your enjoyment of life.

Many men who are aging begin to get nostalgic for the intensity of erections and sensation they enjoyed in younger years, but this focus of regret can also become a distraction from enjoying fully what functions you still have, as well as exploring a wider range of enjoyable options.

Never give up on your quest for pleasure but keep your focus on what you really can enjoy.

This article will also help you further your masturbation without a full erection.

A note from The Batemaster: I’m honored that the guys at Bateworld have asked me to respond to some questions from male masturbators around the world every week.

Always check with your doctor about any issues you might be experiencing with your sexual organs. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important. This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment.


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How Bruce P. Grether became the Batemaster

Among his earliest memories, Bruce recalls seeing an adult man’s penis swing about anchored in a nest of curly brown hairs when the man was changing clothes. That penis fascinated him and he somehow knew it was of major importance. He also remembers how good it felt to slide down a stairway banister or to climb a tree with pressure between his legs sending delicious sensations all through his body.

At an early age, he played doctor with another boy his age, and the frottage he enjoyed as they rubbed their penises together made him feel One with All Things.

He was older, maybe 9 or 10 years when he figured out how to actually masturbate while taking a shower. Immediately Bruce became a fan of self-pleasure, though, with puberty, he became extremely shy about his body being seen. Still, when his pubic hair sprouted and his penis grew bigger, it astonished him how incredible the sensations could feel with adult genitalia.

All through his 20s and 30s Bruce loved masturbating and did it often. Something kept tell him though, that there could be more to it. None of the books he read about Tantra and Taoist erotic cultivation provided simple how-to instructions. Finally, in his early 40s, he came upon Joseph Kramer’s video about male genital massage: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN.

Having no playmates to try this with, he tried it on himself. In the process, he discovered what he soon named “Mindful Masturbation.” For 6 weeks he masturbated for hours every day, and did not ejaculate once! This was the Penis Paradise he had been looking for since his adventures playing doctor as a young boy. He was changed forever and lost most of his shyness and insecurities.

Bruce began to listen deeply to whatever his penis told him. This way he learned more and more about male masturbation, the penis, and he studied human sexuality. Soon he was hired to write professionally for the sex education site JackinWorld (dot) com, which he did for some years under the name “Bruce McFarland.”

Since then, his erotic activism is more radical and he uses his actual given name: Bruce P. Grether, AKA the Batemaster. He has hosted workshops and now does online masturbation coaching. In 2012 his best-selling book THE SECRET OF THE GOLDEN PHALLUS was published and with his handsome young friend Blue Tyger he created the Erotic Engineering site to explore advanced male self-pleasure practices.

Bruce considers himself a Missionary of the Male Mysteries and his work continues.

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  1. I’m 79 and masturbate regularly, having learned the “art” of edging, thanks to Bruce and others. I wish I’d learned about this when younger, but it’s “never too late,” I’ve found!
    I’ve been very limited in my m2m experiences, but have enjoyed the ones I’ve been fortunate to have. I’ve been married for 55 years, but my wife and I no longer are physically sexual. Masturbation used to be though of, even by me, as a poor substitute for “real” sex, but in my 30s I learned, mainly from Shere Hite’s study on male sexuality, that it’s common amongst all men, even married ones. Doing this artfully and patiently is sometimes tricky, but …
    Bate away, brothers! And give God thanks daily for Bruce et al!

  2. At 66 I’m still a daily masturbator, I enjoy doing it very much. But I no long get erect like I used to but the pleasure is still there and of course I do enjoy it still. So changes do happen ‘down there’ my loads aren’t what they used to be, don’t really pre much, nor do I ejaculate like I used to. As long as its still pleasureful I’ll keep masturbating.

  3. Regarding the 80 year old who still wants to masturbate and to older men in general. I am 71 and found out 4 years ago that I had a low testosterone level. I had lost interest in sex and incorrectly thought that it was something that came with age. Boy, was I wrong! Started testosterone injection therapy and within weeks became hornier that I had been since I was a teenager. I masturbate daily and can come two or three times a day! Had thought that my sex life was over but the therapy changed that. It’s the best thing that I ever did for myself! So guys, if your an older man who has lost interest in sex, do yourself a favor and go see an Urologist and get your T-level checked. It just might renew your interest in man’s favorite sport!