Ask The Batemaster: Old-Time Bate Buds
We're both married. We do “fishing” weekends together at a rented cabin. If our families only knew, it could be a disaster, I guess! But is this strange?
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Ask The Batemaster: Chem Parties Have Wrecked My Friend
I’ve got a mate who has gotten strung out by chem parties. We used to bate together, and now he can’t even get it up. He’s a wreck! How can I help him?
Best Celeb Masturbation Scenes Caught on Camera
Did you know that some of your favorite celebrities have actually masturbated on camera? It’s true! Hollywood masturbation scenes are more common than you think
Ask The Batemaster: My Penis Fixation
Yes, I love to masturbate, but just seeing a penis, still always thrills me to my core! Do you think this is anything unusual or extreme?
May Has Cum, So Should You! (2021 Edition)
Happy International Masturbation Month 2021!
Ask The Batemaster: Celebrity Penis
I masturbate to naked photos of male celebrities, and of course not all of them are real photos. Is this a fetish? Is there anything twisted about it?
How To Negotiate Being A Bator In Love
“Honey… I’m a masturbator.” A relationship is important. It demands your respect. Futures together are worth it. Pasts spent together […]
Ask The Batemaster: Ageism
I’ve got an older friend who I love to masturbate with. I’m 33 and he’s almost 70. What's with ageism? Do you think there’s anything odd or “off” about this?
Ask The Batemaster: Morning Wood Explained
Do you ever wake up with a hard-on? A full on boner in the sheets? You might know of it as "morning wood" and The Batemaster is here to explain.
Ask The Batemaster: Making Precum
I know you say the difference is mostly genetic. But isn’t there some way I can make more precum?
Sides and Solosexuals: Challenging the Top and Bottom Dichotomy
There is more to sex than fucking. Everything that provides erotic pleasure is sex. People enjoy many different things, and the universe is full of orgasmic potential. All forms of consensual sexuality are valid.
Ask The Batemaster: Moaning And Making Noise
I want to make more noise! QUESTION: I see where you say making more noise helps guys feel more. You […]