Honor your erection as a Sacred Tree that helps to hold up the sky and returns the light to your life to you whenever you masturbate!
*Featured image courtesy of Daily Mail
QUESTION:
I’ve sometimes heard you compare our erect penises to trees! How about Christmas trees? Are there any particular phallic significances to this holiday season?
RESPONSE:
Yes! Of course, most people are occupied at this time of year, here in the USA anyway, with the holiday frenzy of consumerism: gift-shopping, drinking, and eating a lot, taking a break from work, and getting together with family and friends. That’s all good, basically, though the frantic purchasing and obligatory exchanges of gifts is not always so life-enhancing!
What is no different at this time of “Holy Days” in at least several major faiths worldwide, is the needs and desires of your penis, and how incredibly good masturbation can make you feel about yourself. Pure penis pleasure can make you profoundly grateful to be a human male who loves to masturbate!
What is no different at this time of “Holy Days” in at least several major faiths worldwide, is the needs and desires of your penis, and how incredibly good masturbation can make you feel about yourself.
Regardless of culture or religion, this time of year is special because it is the approach to and the aftermath of Winter Solstice. That means astronomically the precise opposite of Midsummer, and it means the longest night and shortest day in the Northern Hemisphere, anyway. It means a time of turning inward, and often that aligns with masturbation.
One symbolic reason this is important is the increasing darkness and the rebirth of the light. Consider how you feel every time you have not been masturbating, and it suddenly occurs to you to do it, and you do it! Pretty awesome, right? Like the light breaks through again!
Well, indeed, I like to compare the erect penis to a tree, in particular the archetypal World Tree. That is a symbol of connection between the Earth below and the Sky above (like any actual tree), and indeed, Christmas Trees can be considered phallic images too! Doesn’t all the tinsel, the lights, the decorations, seem like a great way to honor how marvelous an erect penis truly is? Doesn’t the star or angel, or whatever is at the apex of the tree suggest how “heavenly” masturbation can make you feel? Or how supreme an ejaculation can be?
There is also the tradition of the Yule Log. “Yule” is a more pagan term for this period of celebrating the increasing cold and dark and the reborn Light of the World—in this case probably the Sun or even the Sun God! Well, in the Middle Ages it was often customary to have a hearth in the center of the Great Hall of a castle or huge home, or even use one of those ginormous fireplaces this way. A tree-sized log was kindles at one end, and slowly, gradually burned for many days, even weeks or a few months to warmth, cooking heat, and to provide a dim glow of light.
Don’t let the many distractions of these Holy Days, some of which are delightful or even profoundly meaningful, distract you too far from your penis and how much you love masturbation. Honor your erection as a Sacred Tree that helps to hold up the sky and returns the light to your life to you whenever you masturbate!
Happy Holy Days, my Phallic Brothers! Stroke onward!
A note from The Batemaster: I’m honored that the guys at Bateworld have asked me to respond to some questions from male masturbators around the world every week.
Always check with your doctor about any issues you might be experiencing with your sexual organs. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important. This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment.
