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It’s entirely possible that whoever told you he peed at a urinal next to a urinal Chris Pine was using…

QUESTION: Someone I know took a leak at a urinal next to Chris Pine at a film festival, and said his penis was awesome—large and really nicely shaped! Then I see this GIF from a new movie where he shows it all, for, like, a nanosec. No big deal–looks kinda ordinary. What gives? Do you think my friend lied?

RESPONSE: I’ve seen the GIF you mentioned, and indeed it is brief. Also, Mr. Pine is emerging vertically, upright, from what was apparently cold water. Despite the fact that a man’s genitals tend to contract significantly when cold circulates around them and around the man’s body, Mr. Pine displays admirable endowment and a nice natural bush. Part of what’s admirable about this willingness to share a glimpse of frontal male nudity, is that willingness itself. If the actor was determined to impress with his size, he would not have agreed to do this emerging from cold water, so it shows some perspective.

It’s entirely possible that whoever told you he peed at a urinal next to a urinal Chris Pine was using and observed the actor’s manhood with admiration and appreciation for its beautiful proportions and generous size told the truth. Mr. Pine’s Penis may very well have been not entirely flaccid, though any man’s penis is usually relatively flaccid while he pees. Likewise, at that time Mr. Pine might have recently stepped from a hot shower that relaxed those tissues anchored between the man’s athletic thighs. That would tend to expand it somewhat and allow it to hang heavier and longer.

Apparently, the film’s director, for the bio-pic concerning King Robert Bruce of Scotland, spoke with Chris Pine about doing a bit of frontal nudity to humanize the king as a character. Mr. Pine’s willingness is a fresh breeze, hopefully a harbinger of men relaxing further about sharing male nudity—and hopefully this will encourage more men to share their faces along with their penises.

Certainly, the tremendous elasticity of the human male penis, indeed it’s constant cyclic transformation in parallel with the lunar cycle, relates the male human body with natural rhythms that progress constantly between New and Full Moons. No more natural spiritual path exists for human males, than the actual celebration of our penises, both flaccid and erect. May we naturally celebrate the pure penis pleasure of men, in full enjoyment alone, and also with the possibility of men sharing masturbatory touch purely for the enjoyment of the physical pleasure.

Chris Pine deserves the gratitude of all men for his brave moment of full-frontal revelation. Indeed, all of humanity now has reason to be grateful to the man because he is every bit as human as the rest of the male animals of his species!

The Bate Master - Bruce P. GretherBRUCE P. GRETHER is the “BateMaster”. Mr. Grether’s lifelong love of penises and masturbation has led him to achieve a level of mastery and understanding of masturbation that is at once unique and extremely rare. He is renowned for both his ability to achieve seemingly endless states of prolonged and intense masturbatory pleasure as well as his skill in passing this knowledge on to his students. Mr. Grether has made it his life’s mission to encourage men to take their practice of masturbation to new levels of personal enrichment and self-discovery.

Mr. Grether is a globally recognized masturbation activist, an accomplished masturbation coach, and a tireless facilitator of masturbation workshops. In 2001 he coined the now popular term “Mindful Masturbation”. He is the author of a best-selling book, The Secret of the Golden Phallus, plus the erotic fantasy novels

The Moontusk Chronicles. His website can be found at www.eroticengineering.com.

A note from The Batemaster: I’m honored that the guys at Bateworld have asked me to respond to some questions from male masturbators around the world every week.

Always check with your doctor about any issues you might be experiencing with your sexual organs. Prompt diagnosis and treatment are important. This article’s purpose is to inform and entertain readers and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment.<


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How Bruce P. Grether became the Batemaster

Among his earliest memories, Bruce recalls seeing an adult man’s penis swing about anchored in a nest of curly brown hairs when the man was changing clothes. That penis fascinated him and he somehow knew it was of major importance. He also remembers how good it felt to slide down a stairway banister or to climb a tree with pressure between his legs sending delicious sensations all through his body.

At an early age, he played doctor with another boy his age, and the frottage he enjoyed as they rubbed their penises together made him feel One with All Things.

He was older, maybe 9 or 10 years when he figured out how to actually masturbate while taking a shower. Immediately Bruce became a fan of self-pleasure, though, with puberty, he became extremely shy about his body being seen. Still, when his pubic hair sprouted and his penis grew bigger, it astonished him how incredible the sensations could feel with adult genitalia.

All through his 20s and 30s Bruce loved masturbating and did it often. Something kept tell him though, that there could be more to it. None of the books he read about Tantra and Taoist erotic cultivation provided simple how-to instructions. Finally, in his early 40s, he came upon Joseph Kramer’s video about male genital massage: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN.

Having no playmates to try this with, he tried it on himself. In the process, he discovered what he soon named “Mindful Masturbation.” For 6 weeks he masturbated for hours every day, and did not ejaculate once! This was the Penis Paradise he had been looking for since his adventures playing doctor as a young boy. He was changed forever and lost most of his shyness and insecurities.

Bruce began to listen deeply to whatever his penis told him. This way he learned more and more about male masturbation, the penis, and he studied human sexuality. Soon he was hired to write professionally for the sex education site JackinWorld (dot) com, which he did for some years under the name “Bruce McFarland.”

Since then, his erotic activism is more radical and he uses his actual given name: Bruce P. Grether, AKA the Batemaster. He has hosted workshops and now does online masturbation coaching. In 2012 his best-selling book THE SECRET OF THE GOLDEN PHALLUS was published and with his handsome young friend Blue Tyger he created the Erotic Engineering site to explore advanced male self-pleasure practices.

Bruce considers himself a Missionary of the Male Mysteries and his work continues.

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